Land of Lawn Gnomes and Strip Malls
quinkit:

sushinfood:

People getting mad about Paradox Space when it does absolutely nothing new and everything it has established about Gamzee was canon already re: playing with severed heads, re: having a one-sided and strongcrush on Tavros to the likes that Nepeta’s crush on Karkat could only pale in comparison, and also, playing with severed heads
And making out with Tavros’s severed head.
I mean, this is all stuff that was established already. I don’t get the degree to which people are getting mad. I don’t see it. 
I think it’s more exciting to find out they can summon rabbits into existence just for the sake of shoving them in Eridan’s mouth.

"it does absolutely nothing new."
and that’s the problem. people are annoyed because it did nothing but rehash old content from two or three years ago. you could just stare at this gif for a few seconds and get the same exact experience as the first paradox space story. it didn’t tell us anything we didn’t already know about gamzee or anything else, and it didn’t expand on the original gag so much as it just stretched out an old half-second visual gag for three days.

quinkit:

sushinfood:

People getting mad about Paradox Space when it does absolutely nothing new and everything it has established about Gamzee was canon already re: playing with severed heads, re: having a one-sided and strongcrush on Tavros to the likes that Nepeta’s crush on Karkat could only pale in comparison, and also, playing with severed heads

And making out with Tavros’s severed head.

I mean, this is all stuff that was established already. I don’t get the degree to which people are getting mad. I don’t see it. 

I think it’s more exciting to find out they can summon rabbits into existence just for the sake of shoving them in Eridan’s mouth.

"it does absolutely nothing new."

and that’s the problem. people are annoyed because it did nothing but rehash old content from two or three years ago. you could just stare at this gif for a few seconds and get the same exact experience as the first paradox space story. it didn’t tell us anything we didn’t already know about gamzee or anything else, and it didn’t expand on the original gag so much as it just stretched out an old half-second visual gag for three days.

i see you hate gamzee makara. i, too, hate gamzee. we could destroy the world with an alliance.
Anonymous

Depends on which world we’re talking about. If it’s the one with Gamzee and Caliborn in it, I’m in.

childishgamblignant:

all i want from homestuck is for nepeta to come roaring out of the dreambubbles and decapitate gamzee

and then for equius to catch his head and STRONGSPIKE it into the ground and STRONGSTOMP it into paste

is that so much to ask

NOW IS THE TIME

Are you serious? Because if so, that's a new pinnacle for Assblasted Mountain.
Anonymous

I don’t know what the fuck this means.

aaaaaaaand i already hate paradox space

manicpeixesdreamgirl:

relicanth:

Homestuck has many great female characters, and, wonderfully, they often interact with each other. There are loads and loads of excellent f/f relationships to enjoy - a really refreshing thing and one of the things I love most about Homestuck. It’d be cool if we could represent that in the Homestuck Shipping World Cup.

TEAMS WHICH NEED MORE MEMBERS TO QUALIFY:

Kanaya<3Vriska (my bias, shhh)
Feferi<3Nepeta
Calliope<3Jade
Feferi<3Terezi
Terezi<3Vriska
Meenah<3Terezi
Jane<3Porrim
Calliope<3Roxy
Nepeta<3Terezi
Meulin<3Nepeta
Feferi<3Jade
Jane<3Rose
Rose<>Terezi

ALREADY QUALIFYING:

Jade<3Rose (FULL)
Kanaya<3Rose (FULL)
Jade<3Roxy
Rose<3Roxy

(get it, Lalondes, tbh)

As you can see, there are plenty of really great pairings that could use your support. I’d love to see some more female-centric works in the HSWC, and some more f/f teams! I know you shippers are out there. C’mon, let’s do this thing!!!

Yes! f/f ships are gr8 and I’d like to see more of them at all times forever

even andrew hussie realized the plot to homestuck sucks and started writing fanfiction

The fandom always talks about how Gamzee is supposedly sorry for killing his friends and cried, but I never saw that in the webcomic?
Anonymous

homestuckresources:

that’s because it never happened and people are making shit up and trying to pass it off as canon

Not trying to pressure you to do something that you don't want to do, but what is the reason for the long hiatus in herding cats? Also, are you considering writing any other fics anytime soon? I really enjoyed your Kanaya/Aradia one for ladystuck.
Anonymous

There are a lot of reasons for it, but none of them are really good ones. I’ve been feeling uninspired and, to be perfectly honest, I’m kind of losing interest in Homestuck. It’s hard to write a twelve-character memo when I’ve grown to hate half the characters in it. And in retrospect, there’s a lot of things I wrote into the story that I regret writing the way I did (like chapter 23, uuuuugh), and the weight of hindsight makes it hard to write. It’s just all FACTIONALISM and THREESOMES and it’s really kind of embarrassing. I don’t want to abandon it, but there’s just an enormous fucking writer’s block.

Also, I got fired from my job a month ago, which didn’t help. You’d think the extra free time might help, but it doesn’t!

really goddamn sick of seeing posts about how being upset that your online friends never start a conversation with you automatically means you’re a selfish manipulative asshole

like wow sorry if one of my friends hasn’t said a goddamn word to me for months over any of the multiple available me and i somehow interpret some sort of deeper meaning to that!!! sorry if i always break the silence with “WOW SORRY WE HAVEN’T SPOKEN IN SO LONG” and yet it still keeps happening!!! sorry for having different needs out of a friendship and one of those being maybe sending a one word message to me every week or so on skype!!!!! i realize what an incredibly unreasonable demand that is and how utterly fucking entitled and machiavellian it is for me to seek attention and validation from my friends of all people!!!!!!!!  please reblog this and add a comment about what a domineering sociopath i am for wanting my friends to go slightly out of their way to talk to me sometimes!!!!!!!!!!!